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Man,
that was pretty fun.
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What happened, man?
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It's not a solo group. I
needed you up there with me.
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That's why none of those
kids had solo careers.
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I meant us.
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What are you talking about?
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Remember when we
first moved here...
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and we said if we didn't make
it by the time we were 30...
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we would move back to Ohio?
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Remember that?
Yeah.
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We're 30 as shit right now.
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And tomorrow you're gonna
sell your game, J.
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That's a guarantee, dude.
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And also, they're running
my commercial again.
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Why would you want
them to run that?
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What do you mean?
It's great exposure.
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Is it?
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I have.
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I have.
I have.
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Genital herpes.
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Dude, I got $11,000
from that commercial.
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I've been living
off that for 2 years.
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Oh, just go talk to her,
you pussy.
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You want me to open for you?
I do not.
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I'll be happy to open for you.
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The last girl you had sex
with was 55 years old.
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Don't bring Jane
into this, dude.
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What was I supposed to say?
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"Hi, I'm a 30-year-old assistant
at a video game company."
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"Wanna meet my roommate?"
35
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L.A. doesn't work
like that, dude.
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Fucking piece of shit!
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Come on, do not do this
to me right now, Bro.
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Piece of shit!
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What the...!
I hear you, dude!
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One second!
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I don't need the lights in my face.
I hear you!
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Should I reverse into him?
Absolutely not.
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Just go!
What?
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Oh, no, you gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, dude, it's bad.
That's real damage.
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Hey, dude!
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Don't touch car.
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You hit my car.
Are you kidding me?
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Ryan, chill.
I'll get proof.
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00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,615
What the fuck?
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You need to watch
who you take picture of.
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Don't touch my friend, man!
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What? I said get
away from my friend.
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Ryan.
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I need your
insurance information.
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Hey! Whoa, whoa!
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Hey, get their plates, man!
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They don't have plates!
Damn it.
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Hey, nobody move. You
guys are all witnesses.
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What's up, guys?
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How's everybody doing?
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Everybody's good?
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Cool. Cool. Um...
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This...
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is a character-driven
action game.
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But don't think of it as a game.
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Think of it as
a real life experience.
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You are a cop,
put in real life...
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Okay, stop. Stop.
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Shut that shit off.
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Okay.
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Spare me the corny gimmicks.
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00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,684
What's the game about?
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00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,726
Um, it's called "Patrolman."
75
00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,041
Patrol-Man. Huh.
76
00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,160
I like that. What kind of
superpowers does he have?
77
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Check out this girl's pussy.
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Oh, no, it's a cop, so he doesn't
have any superpowers or anything.
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What does he have?
80
00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,571
Is he a vampire,
or anything original?
81
00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,484
You know
what's original?
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Firefighters.
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Yes.
Firefighters? Okay.
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00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,735
Who wants to be a cop?
85
00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,615
I wanna shoot at cops.
I don't wanna be one.
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00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,801
Good point.
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00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,095
If I can just show
you guys the game.
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Cops are actually really cool.
89
00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,361
No, they're not.
Shut up.
90
00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,045
You know what's really cool?
91
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Zombies.
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I want you to start working on
"Firefighters versus Zombies."
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00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,885
That's genius.
Boom!
94
00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,361
What if it was a war between
firefighters and zombies?
95
00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,726
Post-apocalyptic.
96
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Set it in New York City and destroy Manhattan.
Hey. You writing this down?
97
00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,770
All right,
we can win this!
98
00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,402
Razor-15! 1-4-5! Hut!
99
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,082
1 Mississippi, 2
Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...
100
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,521
I'm open!
101
00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,480
5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi,
7 Mississippi...
102
00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,045
Come on, I'm wide open!
103
00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,055
Rock you like a hurricane
104
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Are you ready, baby?
105
00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,410
Here I am
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Rock you like a hurricane
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Eat shit, Joey.
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Rock you like a hurricane
109
00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,164
Here I am
110
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Whoa, ho-ho!
111
00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,247
Yes!
112
00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,601
This is good.
Everybody, huddle up!
113
00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,047
Tommy, you gotta
block a little bit.
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00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,770
Use your heart.
You block like a bitch.
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You're a ball hog!
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Man up!
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00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,930
Joey, did you see that shit?
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00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,491
Dude, that shit was tight.
Right?
119
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Shut up, Joey.
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00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,135
Hey, don't tell him to shut up.
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Come on.
We're out of here.
122
00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,441
Where are you guys going?
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Home!
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What the fuck, Ron?
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It is a tie game!
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You will not go pro
with that attitude, Ron!
127
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,481
You didn't go pro!
128
00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,927
I got injured, man!
What's your excuse?
129
00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,923
What do you do all day, anyway?
130
00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,809
What do you do all day?
Hang out with Ron?
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00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:10,961
Shut up!
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Why don't you shut up, Ron?
133
00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,935
Who is that guy?
134
00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,015
Some loser.
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00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,281
He shows up every day and
he thinks he's our coach.
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00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,006
Ron's getting in my
fucking head, dude.
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Hello?
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00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,921
Ow!
139
00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,651
Why would you do that?
140
00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,325
Why'd you hit me in the face?
141
00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,766
You don't jump out on brothers.
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We don't like that,
you know that!
143
00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,768
I was just trying to show you
the costume for tonight.
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God!
145
00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,645
So how did we do today?
146
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They... bought it.
147
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Green light.
Yeah!
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Oh, I'm so happy for you!
I knew it! Yeah!
149
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,966
And that's why we're going
to the party tonight in style.
150
00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,326
Do you really wanna do that?
151
00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,005
It's gonna be like
a college reunion.
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Yes!
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00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,530
I don't know, man.
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00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,160
I mean, they're throwing a costume
party in the middle of June.
155
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,685
That's what the e-vite said.
156
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,841
I don't know.
It doesn't make sense.
157
00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,240
I'll tell you what makes sense.
158
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Us kicking ass and taking names.
We're ghosts.
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You look ridiculous.
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00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,690
Then how about those?
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00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,691
My cop stuff?
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No
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