As always, Naruto found Lee out tra

As always, Naruto found Lee out training. Naruto was only there that day because he happened to have nothing to do, since Sasuke was gone, and Sakura was being a bitch, for it was her time of the month again.

"HEY BUSHY BROW!" Naruto yelled across the training field as loud as he could muster.

"WHAT IS UP NARUTO?" Lee replied, just as ecstatically.

He jumped up from his upside-down push-ups with ease and met Naruto half-way across the field. Lee smiled and waved happily to his good ninja acquaintance. Naruto happened to notice Lee was soaking with sweat and how it glistened off his tanned body amazingly.

"Ya' gonna be ok there Bushy Brow?" he asked, looking him over.

"Do not worry Naruto!" Lee announced "I will just have to remove the top half to my jumpsuit in order to cool off a bit!"

Naruto watched carefully as Lee peeled off his spandex and stood in awe at his manly body. 'I'd tap that.' Naruto thought 'I'd tap that even if it means I'm gay.'

Lee looked over to his friend warily "Are you alright?" he asked, concerned.

Naruto straightened up "YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, I'M OK!" he beamed and smiled his signature smile.

Lee did his signature nice guy pose as if to only clarify Naruto wasn't the only one with trademarked expressions. "What is it you are wanting from me, Naruto?" Lee asked.

Naruto frowned "Sasuke is a bitchy traitor and Sakura's having her period, so I have nothing to do today."

"THEN LET US TRAIN YOUTHFULLY UNTIL THE DAY IS GONE!" Lee threw his fist in the air, and sparkles floated around his body, until one grew fangs and bit him and he had to call the sparkles away.

Naruto squee-ed, and then threw his arms around Lee because of his offer to train.

"MANLY TOUCHING IS SO YOUTHFUL!" Lee cried joyously at the hug, and began to hug back romantically.

They tumbled onto the ground and started rubbing on each other sexually. Then they jumped up quickly and hastily tore off their clothes. Naruto pulled some lube from his back pocket (because everyone carries lube in their back pockets in the Leaf Village) and began coating Lee's member. Lee grabbed Naruto and locked him into a kiss, one full of tongue and manly sexiness, while Naruto rubbed on Lee's crotch. Naruto kneeled on the ground and began to play with Lee's balls enthusiastically, then rubbed his tongue over the tip of Lee's dick. Lee moaned gratefully and allowed Naruto to suck on his cock. Naruto licked up Lee's abs, and twirled his tongue around Lee's nipples. Once his nipples were erect, Naruto went back down to his cock and tried to shove it into his mouth in order to give him a blow job. Naruto nearly choked on Lee's insanely large sized dick and spit it out, gasping.

"What is wrong Naruto?" Lee questioned, tilting his head to the side.

Naruto managed to catch his breath "Your cock is HUGE!"

Lee blushed, flattered "It is not that big…" he offered.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Naruto exclaimed "IF YOUR DICK WERE A BRA SIZE, IT'D BE AN 'E'!"

"Naruto…" Lee stated "Bra's do not come in a size 'E'."

"EXACTLY!" bellowed Naruto "That's how big it is!"

Lee patted Naruto on the head sympathetically, and they gathered their clothes. "I suppose we shall just spend the night at my place then, and forget the head?" he asked.

"BELIEVE IT!" Naruto screamed; grabbing onto Lee's scarred hand and pulling him along.