Davina Moody Drama Queen
Los Angeles Wednesday, February 8th She arrived by private jet on Sunday morning with a 20-strong entourage, including her PA (personal assistant), the PA to the PA, her hairdresser, make-up artist, manicurist, chef, dietician, masseuse, personal trainer, chauffeur, six bodyguards and, of course, a net for her six-month-old King Charles Spaniel, Pooksie.
By Sunday evening the staff at California's Hollywood Hills Hotel, who have met and looked after some of the world's most famous and most temperamental film stars, felt that this star deserved an Oscar for her off-screen performance. Davina Moody was very moody, the moodiest of them all.
A Series of Disasters
Miss MOODY is in Hollywood to attend the premiere of her latest movie. She has hired 17 rooms in the hotel at a cost of $40,000 a night. Unfortunately, since her arrival, there have been a series of disasters. These have given the usually calm and patient Arnold Baglioni, hotel manager, a near nervous breakdown and played havoc with the normal running of his hotel.
1 No red carpet! The first disaster came very soon after her arrival. Davina climbed out of her white stretch-limousine onto ... the sidewalk. There was NO RED CARPET and Miss Moody NEVER walks on sidewalks. She hasn't walked on a sidewalk since she became a child star nearly 30 years ago.
2 No white roses! Worse was to follow. The corridor leading to her rooms was lined with roses. Davina loves roses but these were yellow roses. She wanted white roses. She hates yellow roses. In fact Miss Moody hates anything yellow. She has never more anything yellow in her life.
3 The wrong lighting! Davina travels with a 'lighting director'. She has just employed a new lighting director. He has the job of organizing the lighting in any room to show her face to its best advantage. She likes pink lights. She looks younger with pink ones. The lights in her hotel room were ... yellow! Miss Moody has now moved rooms and fired the lighting director.
4 Fire! Fire! A real disaster! At midnight on Monday there was a fire in the hotel kitchens. The fire brigade arrived and ordered everyone to leave the building. However, the hotel staff were too afraid to wake Miss Moody. They decided to let her sleep. Fortunately the fire was small. After ten hours' sleep, Miss Moody woke in a bad mood. No one has had the courage to inform her of the danger she was in.
5 The worst disaster of all! Tuesday was the big day - the premiere of The Lady Loves To. Before it, there was a special champagne reception. Hundreds of important people from the movie industry were invited to greet the beautiful star. They came and they waited ... and waited. Three hours and 500 bottles of champagne later, Miss Moody's PA to the PA rushed into the room. The explanation? Davina was too upset to attend - she had a broken finger nail and nobody could find the manicurist.
A happy and not so happy ending! Davina Moody missed the premiere. Perhaps this was fortunate. This morning's newspaper headlines read: DAVINA'S $10,000,000 MOVIE DISASTER. So her movie has flopped, and apparently the manicurist and Mr Baglioni have run away together to start a new life.
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Davina Moody Drama Queen
Los Angelesu srijeda 8 veljače stigla privatnim zrakoplovom u nedjelju ujutro s 20-jakom pratnjom, uključujući i njezine PA (osobni asistent), PA na PA, njezin frizerski salon, make-up umjetnik, manikerka, kuhar , dijetetičar, maser, osobni trener, šofer, šest tjelohranitelja i, naravno, neto za nju šest mjeseci starog King Charles Spaniel, Pooksie.
Do nedjelje navečer osoblje u Kaliforniji Hollywood Hills Hotel, koji su se susreli i gledao nakon nekog od svjetskih najpoznatijih i temperamentnog filmske zvijezde, osjetio da je to zvijezda zaslužuje Oscara za svoju izvedbu off-screen. Davina Moody je bio vrlo neraspoložen, moodiest svih njih.
niz katastrofa
gospođice MOODY je u Hollywoodu da prisustvuju premijeri svog najnovijeg filma. Ona je angažirao 17 sobe u hotelu po cijeni od 40.000 $ noć. Nažalost, od njezina dolaska, bilo je niz katastrofa. Oni su dobili uglavnom miran i strpljiv Arnold Baglioni, hotelski menadžer, a blizu živčani slom i igrao pustoš s normalnim vođenje svog hotela.
1 Ne crveni tepih! Prva katastrofa došla vrlo brzo nakon dolaska. Davina izašla iz njezine bijele stretch-limuzina na ... pločniku. Nije bilo crvenom tepihu i Miss Moody NIKADA hoda po pločnicima. Ona nije išao na pločniku, jer je postala dijete zvijezda prije gotovo 30 godina.
2 Ne bijele ruže! Još gore je slijediti. Hodnik vodi do njezine sobe bila obložena ružama. Davina voli ruže, ali to su žute ruže. Željela bijele ruže. Mrzi žute ruže. U stvari Gospođica Moody mrzi sve žuto. Ona nikada nije više ništa žuto u njezinu životu.
3 pogrešnom rasvjete! Davina putuje s 'redatelja rasvjete ". Ona je upravo zaposlena novog ravnatelja rasvjete. On ima zadatak organiziranja rasvjeta u svakoj sobi pokazati svoje lice na najbolji mogući. Ona voli ružičasta svjetla. Ona izgleda mlađe s ružičastim one. Svjetla u njezinoj hotelskoj sobi bilo ... žuta! Gospođica Moody je sada preselio sobe i ispalio ravnatelja rasvjete.
4 požara! Vatra! Prava katastrofa! U ponoć je u ponedjeljak došlo je do požara u hotelskim kuhinjama. Vatrogasci su stigli i naredio svima da napuste zgradu. Međutim, osoblje hotela bili previše bojali probuditi Miss Moody. Oni su odlučili pustiti snu. Srećom vatra bila mala. Nakon deset sati spavanja, gospođice Moody probudio u loše raspoloženje. Nitko nije imao hrabrosti da joj obavijestiti o opasnosti je bila u.
5. Najgori katastrofa od svega! U utorak je bila veliki dan - premijera Gospe voli. Prije toga, tu je posebna šampanjac prijem. Stotine važnih ljudi iz filmske industrije su pozvani da pozdravim lijepu zvijezdu. Došli su i oni čekali ... i čekali. Tri sata i 500 boca šampanjca kasnije, gospođice Moody 'PA PA požurili u sobu. Objašnjenje? Davina je previše uzrujan da prisustvuju - ona je slomljena prsta noktiju i nitko nije mogao naći manikerka.
sretan i nije tako sretan kraj! Davina Moody propustili premijeru. Možda je to bio sretan. Jutros je novinski naslovi i glasi: Davina'S 10 milijuna dolara MOVIE katastrofu. Tako je njezin film je flopped, i očito manikerka i g Baglioni pobjegla zajedno započeti novi život.
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