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You almost lost me back there.

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- So, what is this place?
- Someplace special.

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I found this on a family camping
trip when I was a kid.

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Go on in.

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Are you serious?

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It's warm.

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Of course.
They're hot springs, you goof.

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Whoo! It's hot!

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Ooh...

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Is this enough?

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Well, if you really wanna
go back to nature...

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- It's nice and hot.
- Promise we'll do this every year.

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Until we wrinkle.

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Whoo!

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Nick?

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Sweetie, are you hurt?

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Daria! Ah!

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Over here! Ah!

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Nick!

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Are you OK?

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- Did you fall?
- No. Someone fucking shot me.

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What?

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Ahh!

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So you had no idea?

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He's adopted, you know that.

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Thanks, Toni, having only known him
since freshman year.

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Still kind of cool, though, right?

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Finding out you actually
had some family out there.

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We are his family.
That's why we're all here.

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And that's why my brother and those guys
are right behind us.

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Look, I don't know what to expect.

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I don't know these people
or this place.

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I could be inheriting a Motel 6.

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Or... a meth empire.

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I'm just saying,
it's the Appalachians.

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Thanks, Vic.

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If it'll help,
I did some digging.

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- This isn't for one of your columns.
- Of course not.

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I'm just the investigative type.

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Hobb Springs, established 1926
by families unknown.

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Maybe yours.

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The first sanitarium in America
outside Battle Creek.

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Well, most people would approve.

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- Of what?
- Me going into a sanitarium.

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Agnes Fields.

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- You are gonna get yours.
- I'll hold you to that, Mr. Jackson.

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It's more like a health spa, really.

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Spas don't come
with their own outhouse, Bryan.

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Jillian, it's two weeks, OK?

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You know, getting Danny
out in the open air,

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seeing how much of an inheritance
this really is.

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Really, Rod? Me fixing a tire
is so amazing?

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- Just playing with my new camera.
- Yeah.

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And your old camera posted my naked ass
all over the internet last trip!

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And got 4,000 hits in one day.

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Besides, come on, it's fun.

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And fun is just the kind of therapy
we all need.

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- Especially my sister and Danny.
- Yeah.

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Gotta love therapy.

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Wanna start the healing process?

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Sally?

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You've checked yourself
six times this morning.

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- He'll be here real soon.
- I know.

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It may take some time.

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I can't go another winter.

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I need this.

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We need this.

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We play this right,

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sister, he won't
be able to resist you.

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Lord knows I can't.

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You guys, it's gigantic.

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- You inherited this?
- I guess so.

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Our little place in the country.

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Well, it ain't a Motel 6.

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Couple coats of paint,
and it could be...

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Fucking brilliant.

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Creepy.

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Vic, get out of the car.

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I need a moment alone with my boyfriend.

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Fine.

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It's time to decide.

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What do you want to do?

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Just when I hit
the lowest I've ever hit,

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I got a letter saying
that I belonged to something.

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Something that
I gave up on years ago.

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Tell me what you wanna do, honey.

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I wanna meet these people
and find out what I'm all about.

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Oh, my God.

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- Yeah.
- Wow.

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- It's huge.
- I know, right?

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Welcome to Hobb Springs.

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- Danny.
- That's right, yeah.

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I could tell by your eyes.

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I cannot believe that you
are finally here.

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- And who are you?
- This would be Sally.

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I'm Jackson.
We're the caretakers here.

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We weren't expecting your friends,
but, um...

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...I'm pretty sure we can
handle you, though.

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Oh, we're just the first wave.

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This is huge!

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How are we even gonna
find our way around in there?

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They call this a spa?

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Better leave a trail of breadcrumbs.

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We got a flat,

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- and then got a little...
- Baked.

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Turned around.

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I see, no problem.
We have plenty of vacancies coming up.

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Don't worry, they'll be checking
out today and then we'll have the place

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- all to ourselves.
- Oh, goody.

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I'd be happy to show you around.

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Uh, maybe we could get our bags first.

112
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Yeah, maybe some rooms.
It's been a long drive.

113
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Whatever you wish.
We work for you now.

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That's pretty cool, actually.

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- Danny has servants now?
- Hey, how you doing?

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Ya'll come on in.

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Thank you.

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Geez.

119
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They're kind of good-looking
for hillbillies.

120
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They're cousins.
No, brother and sister.

121
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Same thing around these parts.

122
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Come on, they're probably just
a normal couple.

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- They're funny-looking.
- And Amish.

124
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Actually, we're kissing cousins
on our Quaker brother's sister's side.

125
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I'm so sorry, that was so rude of us.

126
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Ain't nothing we haven't heard before.
Just let it roll off my back nowadays.

127
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So you really are brother and sister?

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As I said, we weren't expecting so many.

129
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We can make more, if you'd like.

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Uh, no, no, it's fine. Really.

131
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We'll leave you here to rest a spell
while we figure out

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how best to deal with you.

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What is that?

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Go on, sit down.

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- We're really staying here?
- Why, what's wrong?

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Ain't no doubt all of this
is a little bit weird.

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- Yeah.
- You guys don't get

138
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the charm of this place?

139
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I do.

140
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You rip the place down,
subdivide the land,

141
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and we go back, we'll send
someone in for a real appraisal.

142
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Yeah, I think you're forgetting
that I don't have anywhere to go.

143
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What,
so this is your home now?

144
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I don't know. Maybe.

145
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Danny, you're used
to Central Park West

146
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- and Nobu on Friday nights.
- Yeah. And look what that did to me.

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Hey, we don't have to make
a decision right away. It's fine.