15000:06:09,420 --> 00:06:10,779After a day15100:06:10,780 --> 00:06:13,080After a dayof extensive interviews, Ifound us a perfect nanny.15200:06:13,090 --> 00:06:14,480- Mm.- Degree in child development,15300:06:14,490 --> 00:06:16,750grad student at UCLA, tons of experience.15400:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,589Fantastic! When do I get to meet her?15500:06:18,590 --> 00:06:20,259How about now? I mean,Charlie loved her so much,15600:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,389he wouldn't let her leave the interview.15700:06:21,390 --> 00:06:23,260- Oh.- Emma?15800:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,800Hi.15900:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,530I'm Emma, but all my friends call me Emmie.16000:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,439Oh. Are those your friends?16100:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,839Ah.16200:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,539Oh, gosh.16300:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,339Charlie undid my button.16400:06:39,340 --> 00:06:41,910Oh. Charlie's first button!16500:06:49,850 --> 00:06:52,489Jules, tell me you haven'tordered the wedding dress yet.16600:06:52,490 --> 00:06:55,019No, not yet. I love it,but it's so expensive,16700:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,389so I'm still thinking about it.16800:06:56,390 --> 00:06:57,789Okay, well, think no more,16900:06:57,790 --> 00:06:59,390because I have the perfect dress.17000:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,229Mom sent it from Australia.17100:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,960This dress has been inour family for years.17200:07:02,970 --> 00:07:05,799Darling, you can be a partof the grand tradition.17300:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,530Oh, this is so fun!17400:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,339- I'm gonna try this on.- Do it.17500:07:09,340 --> 00:07:10,439(knocking)17600:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,269Ah, Kate, I need a favor.17700:07:12,270 --> 00:07:13,870No.17800:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,940You don't even know what I'm gonna ask.17900:07:15,950 --> 00:07:19,879I can tell by your spasticsprint and your needy stare.18000:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,179I'm not interested.18100:07:22,180 --> 00:07:25,119Listen, I got to have my trainer back,18200:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,850and he can't work because of you.18300:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,220Well, I can't work because of him.18400:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,729Do you know that he licked his finger18500:07:31,730 --> 00:07:34,699and traced it around my mouth?18600:07:34,700 --> 00:07:38,569Like some kind of saliva lip gloss.18700:07:38,570 --> 00:07:41,969I have to live with that.18800:07:41,970 --> 00:07:43,669Just give him one more chance.18900:07:43,670 --> 00:07:45,269He spit-glossed me, Will!19000:07:45,270 --> 00:07:46,709Fine, but, look,19100:07:46,710 --> 00:07:48,379the truth is...19200:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,309Wait. I-I can't tell you that.19300:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,050I'd be... I'd be betraying his confidence.19400:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,249Please, feel free, betray.19500:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,849Okay.19600:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,649But, listen, you promisenot to say anything?19700:07:58,650 --> 00:08:01,789He told me the reason he wasso nervous and off his game is19800:08:01,790 --> 00:08:04,520'cause he thinks you'rejust so incredibly hot.19900:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,690That makes sense. Go on.20000:08:06,700 --> 00:08:10,060Yeah, so, you know, he justgot all up in his head.20100:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,969I really think you shouldgive him another chance.20200:08:11,970 --> 00:08:16,070Well, he is packing a python.20300:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,939Hey. Did you find a nanny?20400:08:20,940 --> 00:08:22,539- Yes.- No.20500:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,340Let me ask you guys.20600:08:24,350 --> 00:08:26,849Should we hire a super hot nanny?20700:08:26,850 --> 00:08:28,879- Definitely not.- No! - Well, well, hold on!20800:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,589Are you suggesting that wedeny this poor woman a job20900:08:32,590 --> 00:08:35,389in the house that I livein just because she's hot?21000:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,589How can you even be considering this?21100:08:37,590 --> 00:08:40,690It's like asking for trouble,and then paying for it.21200:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,129This is outrageous.21300:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,729"Should we hire a hot nanny?"21400:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,629(stammers) Even the question is offensive.21500:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,069If you replaced21600:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,699the word "hot" with "black" or "Jewish,"21700:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,139we would not be having this conversation.21800:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,139Come on, Will.21900:08:54,140 --> 00:08:56,279Oh, it's fine for the hotsto model our swimsuits,22000:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,549but God forbid we let themcare for our children.22100:08:59,550 --> 00:09:01,279Look, I don't care whatshe looks like, all right?22200:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,149I just want to hire thebest person for the job.22300:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,780And out of all the people that I met,22400:09:04,790 --> 00:09:07,050Emmie by far had the best credentials.22500:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,259Did she have really big credentials?22600:09:09,260 --> 00:09:13,229Okay, so if I find someonewith better credentials,22700:09:13,230 --> 00:09:16,999who doesn't look like "Emmie,"you'll be just as excited?22800:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,129Absolutely.22900:09:18,130 --> 00:09:19,799No.23000:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,169Jules: All right.23100:09:21,170 --> 00:09:23,370Here I come.23200:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,879Aw, darling, spectacular.23300:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,279What a vision!23400:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,910I got to call my mum!23500:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,980What is happening?23600:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,789It's Lowell's great-grandmother's23700:09:39,790 --> 00:09:40,789wedding dress.23800:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,290That she was buried in?23900:09:47,460 --> 00:09:49,859(laughs): Hey!24000:09:49,860 --> 00:09:50,960How's it going, buddy?24100:09:50,970 --> 00:09:53,999(deep voice): Hey, man, how are you?24200:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,099Charlie?24300:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,239Hi.24400:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,869Hi. Who are you?24500:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,539This is our new nanny, Sam.24600:10:00,540 --> 00:10:01,509Bobby: Oh.24700:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,609- Hi, Sam.- Hey.24800:10:03,610 --> 00:10:05,479Nice to meet you.24900:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,280Excuse me.25000:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,920Word, please?25100:10:12,290 --> 00:10:14,650(chuckles) Are you serious?25200:10:14,660 --> 00:10:16,019You said if I found someone25300:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,659with better credentials, I should hire him.25400:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,829Him? I never said anything about a him.25500:10:19,830 --> 00:10:21,290Where'd you find this guy anyway?25600:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,359Spraying cologne at the Beverly Center?25700:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,799Actually, he has a master's25800:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,330in child development, and he'sthe oldest of seven siblings,25900:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,939so he has plenty ofexperience. He's perfect.26000:10:29,940 --> 00:10:32,100Yeah, well, I can see whyyou think he's perfect.26100:10:32,110 --> 00:10:34,169Oh, please. I just wantwhat's best for our son.26200:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,639- Who wants to meet the tickle monster?- (laughing)26300:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,040I do!26400:10:38,050 --> 00:10:40,679I mean, Charlie does.26500:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,549Sam: Tickle, tickle, tickle.26600:10:42,550 --> 00:10:44,250Tickle, tickle...26700:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,389I mean, it is a wholenew world having a nanny.26800:10:49,390 --> 00:10:51,889I actually had time totake a shower this morning.26900:10:51,890 --> 00:10:54,729You know, you do look quite nice, actually.27000:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,790Mm.27100:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,359She's dressing up for the nanny.27200:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,929(chuckling): What are you even...27300:10:59,930 --> 00:11:02,799That's crazy.27400:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,269It's great.27500:11:04,270 --> 00:11:07,010You shaved your legs for thefirst time in six months.27600:11:08,310 --> 00:11:11,339I wish it were for me, butI'll take what I can get.27700:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,509Wow, seven years of marriage,27800:11:13,510 --> 00:11:16,510and the romance is still white-hot.27900:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,419Hello, hello.28000:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,219So, gave Zac another chance,28100:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,350and guess how many orgasms he gave me.28200:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,459I don't like this game.28300:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,189Three. The best of my life.28400:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,059I didn't have to teach hima thing. It's so weird.28500:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,929He was completely different this time.28600:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,599(chuckles)28700:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,699What?28800:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,929Uh...28900:11:34,930 --> 00:11:36,400You're welcome.29000:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,000What do you mean?29100:11:40,010 --> 00:11:42,370Well, I gave Zac a few tipsduring our training session.29200:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,939So, uh, by the transitive property,29300:11:43,940 --> 00:11:46,810it is I who rocked your world.29400:11:48,550 --> 00:11:51,379I who gave you all those orgasms.29500:11:51,380 --> 00:11:53,119How-how is that even possible?29600:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,749It's not. He didn't.29700:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,919Oh, but I did.29800:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,219I pulled the strings.29900:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,759I am the puppet master.
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