100:00:03,063 --> 00:00:08,203Subtitle created by - Aorion -"Minions 2015" ^ (Run time : 01:23:52)200:01:43,428 --> 00:01:45,234Minions.300:01:45,274 --> 00:01:49,818Minions have been on this planetfar longer than we have.400:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,547They go by many names.500:01:51,572 --> 00:01:55,177Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.600:01:56,597 --> 00:01:58,719Oh, that one is Norbert.700:01:59,101 --> 00:02:00,929He's an idiot.800:02:00,954 --> 00:02:04,884They're all different.But they all share the same goal.900:02:04,909 --> 00:02:08,212To serve the most despicable masterthey could find.1000:02:08,237 --> 00:02:10,097BOSS!1100:02:14,618 --> 00:02:19,478Making their master happy wasthe tribe's very reason for existence.1200:02:19,706 --> 00:02:23,759But that's not to say thatthey didn’t have other passions.1300:02:24,033 --> 00:02:26,834- Look. It's a banana.- Move over.1400:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,243It's a banana.Ha-hah-ha.1500:02:30,268 --> 00:02:32,238Yum yum.Huh?1600:02:32,263 --> 00:02:34,746Finding a Boss was easy.1700:02:35,187 --> 00:02:39,831But keeping a Boss...therein lies the problem1800:02:50,029 --> 00:02:51,914Whoa!1900:02:52,313 --> 00:02:54,154Oh.2000:03:05,058 --> 00:03:07,550I am... oaf.Aw.2100:03:19,709 --> 00:03:22,796Nope,it wasn't easy for these guys.2200:03:22,821 --> 00:03:25,201But they never gave up.2300:03:25,233 --> 00:03:30,281With the emergence of the stone agecame the rise of a new species.2400:03:30,306 --> 00:03:33,030Man was very different from the dinosaur.2500:03:33,055 --> 00:03:38,459He was shorter, hairierand way, way smarter.2600:03:42,986 --> 00:03:49,234The minions took an instant liking to Manand helped him as best they could.2700:03:51,119 --> 00:03:54,672Oh, no no...Here. A present.2800:03:55,845 --> 00:03:57,318- This?- Yes yes yes.2900:03:57,343 --> 00:03:59,702For hitting.Ut-ut.3000:04:04,058 --> 00:04:05,300Aw!3100:04:05,770 --> 00:04:12,459Poor man.So trusting, so fragile, so-so delicious.3200:04:12,557 --> 00:04:20,224Their quest for a boss put the minions front and centerfor some of the civilization most historic moments.3300:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,297Ancient Egypt held great promise.3400:04:27,322 --> 00:04:28,6953500:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,239Okay!3600:04:30,268 --> 00:04:32,1973700:04:34,237 --> 00:04:36,321But it didn't last long.3800:04:36,346 --> 00:04:38,034Hmm.Oh.3900:04:38,059 --> 00:04:39,692Here.Yup.4000:04:39,717 --> 00:04:40,944Aw!4100:04:40,998 --> 00:04:45,293The dark ageswere actually fun times.4200:04:45,791 --> 00:04:51,729Their new master had a tendencyto party all night and sleep all day.4300:04:52,013 --> 00:04:54,325Ahem.
Yoo-hoo.
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[Happy Anniversary]
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Oh.
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Oh, eventually the party is over.
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Achoo.
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They bounce from
one evil master to another.
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But they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.
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One particular employer took
their failure very very badly.
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The Minions had no other choice
but to keep moving.
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And then,
when all hopes seem lost.
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They found sanctuary.
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The Minions were safe.
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Years passed as the Minions
forged their own civilization.
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They truly made a life
for themselves.
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But something just wasn't right.
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They felt empty inside.
Without a master, they had no purpose.
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They became aimless
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and depressed.
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If this continue any longer,
the Minions would perish.
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But all was not lost,
for one Minion had a plan.
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His name was Kevin.
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He was excited to share
his idea with the tribe.
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He'd been preparing for
days, weeks, months.
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But now he was ready...
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Kevin would leave the cave,
go back to the outside world
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and he would not return until he had found
his tribe the biggest baddest villain deserved.
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But he needed help.
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Me! Me.
Choose me.
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Bob was eager to go.
- Kevin?
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But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough
for the dangerous journey ahead.
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Uh no.
One other Minion!
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Me.
Choose me.
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Me! Choose me!
Aw.
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Me!
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Come, choose me.
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Luckily someone stepped up.
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- Huh?
- Stuart! Come here.
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Huh. Me? Me?
Oh, thank you.
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Truth be told. Stuart had no idea
what he was chose for.
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Huh!
Wh-Why?
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But was thrilled that
people cheered for him.
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One more!
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ME!
I am strong.
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See here.
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See!
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Uh... okay.
One more.
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Kevin.
Choose me.
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Please.
Choose me, Kevin.
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- Come here.
- Yeah! Ha ha.
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Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm
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but mostly lack of other volunteers
changed Kevin's mind.
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- Kumbaya!
- Kumbaya!
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Kumbaya.
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Big boss!
Big boss!
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The tribe said their farewells.
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Kevin had given them something
they haven't had in a long time.
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Hope.
- Kevin.
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Bob.
(Big boss! Big boss!)
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Hey.
Tony, good luck to you.
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Tom.
Take care.
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And Chris.
See you later.
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- Hey Bob, you coming.
- Yes, yes.
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Big boss!
Big boss!
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Bye bye.
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Kevin felt pride. He was going
to be the one to save his tribe.
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Stuart felt,
hungry mostly.
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He was going to be the one
to eat this banana.
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- And Bob
- Oh.
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Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
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And they were off.
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Off, to find their new boss.
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New York 1968
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- Oh, look at that one.
- Whoa!
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Whoa.
Look at that one.
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- Peace!
- Make love, not war!
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Peace to the world.
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The store is now closing.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Bob, where you?
- Get away from that.
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Oh, Kevin.
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And welcome back to
the Dating Game.
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Well Jennifer.
Have you decided
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which of these 3 gentlemen,
you'll go on a date with?
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- Is it Bob?
- Yeah. Go Bob.
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- Kevin.
- Look, it's Kevin.
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- Or will it be Stuart?
- Oh. Yo, Stuart.
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Gosh. This is so hard.
They all sounded so cute.
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I think I'm going
to go with...
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V... N... C...
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You're watching the top secret
Villain Network Channel.
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If you tell anyone,
we'll find you.
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Sponsored by Villain-Con.
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For 89 years straight. The biggest
gathering of criminals anywhere.
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Attend guest lectures
from esteem villains.
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Make contacts in the
underworld community.
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And, for the first time anywhere,
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Scarlet Overkill !
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Evil.
So evil.
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- Criminal genius.
- Hey. Girl's got to make a living.
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- Move aside, men.
- Make way.
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- There's a new bad man in town.
- Excuse me.
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And that man is a woman.
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- Crime isn't ready.
- It's red hot.
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Get to Villain-Con this weekend.
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Only at 545 Points Avenue,
Orlando, Florida.
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